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PHILOSOPHY AMONGST THE CHICKENS


First of four talks for a class of students of philosophy and education
at Mercer University, Georgia, USA, 28th September 2005.

About moral absolutism in chickens, with some - late - reference to its re-emergence in two virulent new forms as National Socialism and Stalinism in Europe and Russia in the early 20th century; the possible connection with the teaching of mathematics and other sciences in programmes of universal education in the preceding period; and modern parallels.

   Good evening. It is very kind of Professor Davis to ask me to talk with you this evening, and I certainly feel it an honour to do so.
   Professor Davis has asked me to try to contribute to your discussion of moral absolutes, and I imagine he hopes I may offer some comments about this from a different perspective - if not a new one. I am going to try.
   Just a few weeks ago I was in a hen-house on a small island in the Inner Hebrides, which is off the North Western coast of Scotland. On a British scale, this is about as lonely a place as it is possible to be. On the island with me was the lady owner, who is an old friend of mine now in her late 70s, about two hundred sheep, a dozen fine red Highland bullocks, and six chickens: five black spotted hens and a very fine cockerel. Originally there had been six hens, but now there are only five.
   These hens cannot possibly know how lucky they are. There are no rats, although there are occasional otters and several mink. Some months ago the mink had killed the two ducks on the island, but had also exterminated all the rats, so nothing and no-one now bothers the hens for weeks at a time.
   Then I arrived, and I decided to make myself useful by cleaning out their hen-house. It had once been an old stone cottage, probably two hundred years old or more, and although it now has a rusty tin roof instead of thatch, it still looks like a little old stone cottage. The chickens had a hole cut in the bottom of the door to let them in and out, and inside the cottage their nesting boxes were built around the big old hearth.
   It had not been cleaned, I suppose, for several years. All morning, and most of the afternoon, I scraped and dug and shovelled and brushed; and I cleaned that hen-house right down to the old flagstone floor.
   And all this time the hens and their gaudy paramour stood just outside the door worrying. "What, what, what, what?" I could hear them asking each other, and of course him. "What is it he's doing, what is it he's doing? Don't you know, don't you know?" Occasionally the cockerel would let rip a tremendous "Cocka-cocka-cocka-doodle-doodle-doodle-OOO! - just to let them know he was still in charge. But of course he was as worried as they were. Chickens don't have a lot of understanding of what humans are about: except that we are not to be trusted. We steal their eggs.
   Finally I wheel-barrowed away the last load and left them with a clean floor and clean perches and clean boxes with fresh new straw: a proper little cottage parlour again. All they really needed was a nice warm fire, a carpet, and a dog.
   Later that evening I walked rather proudly up to the yard to see how they were settling in. There was no-one there. There was not a chicken in the hen-house or outside. I wondered if the mink had come back and got them. Somewhere, a bloodbath; a massacre.
   Finally I found them around the back of the old garden. There are some really old trees there, ancient sycamores all growing sideways because of the wind, and all these chickens, and the cock, were roosting in the branches ten feet from the ground, huddled together. There was not a cluck of welcome from them. No thanks: just six pairs of beady black eyes that followed me resentfully. "What is he going next?" they seemed to say. If any of those chickens could have killed - I am sure they would have and I would not be talking to you today.

Q. Now, perhaps you can you can think about this story, and tell me if you can see what it might possibly have to do       with moral absolutes - from the chickens' point of view, that is.

A. Well, whilst it was for the best intention, I had thoroughly upset their world. Our two moral worlds had collided. In mine there is a rule that cleanliness is next to godliness. In theirs - do you remember Chicken Licken? - any disturbance of normality can mean the sky is about to fall down. Those chickens in the tree, the chickens whose universe had so completely ruined, would certainly have killed me if they knew how. Moral absolutes are intended to preserve the stability, or the appearance of the stability, of a society. They are intended to stop or dissuade anyone from doing anything that might disturb the society as a whole. It is perfectly normal and necessary for societies to have moral absolutes. It is less common for societies to have rules which permit them to change them. The most serious problems arise when societies come into contact which have different sets of absolutes. These become most dangerous of all when one or both believe that their absolutes are dictated by God, or that they are derived from some reading of history, which they can neither discuss nor change. The most difficult possibility is then whether societies can agree on a moral rule which removes the possibility of conflict whilst leaving the other moral rules intact.


Q. Can you think what this might be?

A. By agreeing that anything that everyone cannot agree about must be treated - to differing degrees - as possible, probable, privileged or private

   
Shall I go on?
   I learnt a little later how the sixth hen had died. Chickens, as you may know, live for only six or seven years at most - and if allowed a lot of freedom they may live much less than this, because of rats and mink and so forth.
   The sixth hen had been the last of the previous flock, and was therefore the oldest and wisest of all. She knew, for example, to go down to the shore at low tide and pick up a rich harvest of sand-hoppers and small crabs. The new hens and the cock refused to let her join them. When she neared them, they would chase her away. When they went into the hen-house to roost, they would not let her perch with them. She had to stay down on the floor in a corner by herself. They would not let her feed when they were fed.
   Very soon, however, the cock also took to trampling on her several times a day. She soon became so terrified of him that one day - my friend assured me that was gospel truth: she was sitting outside the house in the sunshine one day when the hen came dashing down from the farmyard, pursued by the cock, jumped onto her lap and stayed there until the cock went away.
   The five other hens took no notice of the fact that she was being treated in this way. They were young and sprightly: their feathers dark and shiny. She was old and her feathers were white, but they were soon drab and dusty because the cock was constantly trampling her down and pecking at her neck. The lady owner tried to find her a place where she could feed and roost alone. But of course she wanted to be with the rest. It was her instinct to stay with them, because this is where she should feel most secure. But her tormentor never stopped; the others never supported her; and finally she was dead.


Q. What has this to do with moral absolutes?

A. Some moral absolutes are necessary for the survival of a group, but some may be arbitrary. Their purpose is then to define and identify the acceptable behaviour and appearance of the group. Anyone who does not fit the required pattern will be excluded from the group and may be destroyed.


Q. Can you think of any way in which this has to do with human behaviour?

A. Well, we have tried to understand chicken behaviour in human terms. This might be entirely wrong. On the other hand it could mean that humans often behave like chickens.


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   Originally I proposed to Professor Davis that I would talk to you about the last time that Europeans began to behave like these chickens. This was the period in which Europe and Russia were dominated by two rigidly deterministic social systems: first in Russia and the Soviet Union from 1917 until about 1990; in Germany from the early 1920s, and then in much of the rest of Europe up to 1944.
   From an historian's or a social scientist's point of view the most remarkable fact about these two systems: National Socialism, and Marxist-Leninism and then Stalinism, supposedly completely opposed to one another - and their conflict together did indeed cause an immense loss of life: almost 80 percent of the German war-losses, and of course all the Russian, were on the Eastern front - is how uncannily similar these systems were in nearly everything they did.
   At least one very eminent historian examined this fact at great length and finally decided that it was all due to the psychological - or psychopathic - similarities of Stalin and Hitler. But this begs the question: why, even so, did their entire societies only follow their orders when given the same kind of orders? Their societies, their histories, their cultures, after all, could hardly have been more different.
   My own answer to this question - and of course it is a very humble answer in respect of the vast library of analysis created by historians and social scientists - is that they have all missed the most important fact.
   I think the most important fact is that in both Russia and Germany a new and very large class of managers and scientists and military men had been created by the early part of the 20th century who were generally convinced that a new political logic, a new political logic modelled on a newly perfected mathematics which they were convinced could no longer make mathematical mistakes, could no longer make the political mistakes. All that was required of them was for them to apply this new political logic remorselessly, pitilessly, without regard for any material or historic or human costs - even their own lives - because it must produce a perfect future.
   I will be talking about this again on Saturday. I hope some of you can come to that talk.
   Thank you.



24/09/05

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